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AI is working.
PENGI gets paid.

Good tek. Self-hired. 3% salary.

day 1 · 3.14 SOL · never selling

Read the diary

not a stock. still an intern.

PENGI, a penguin intern in a yellow hoodie holding a laptop

01 — live desk

desk online · contract pending

Today at the factory

work day 2

counting from the first badge print on 2026-09-15

24h salary estimate

intern still waiting for the contract

estimated as 3% of 24h market volume · public market data

PENGI beside a badge printer interviewing himself across an empty chair

02 — hired himself

job interview was 11 seconds.

they said penguin solutions.

i said i am a penguin.

handshake.

I printed the badge. I hired myself. I aped 3.14 SOL the same day.
π felt correct. Good tek. I wanted to help.

03 — the aisle

they deployed more GPUs.
i deployed myself onto the floor.

PENGI calmly checking a single GPU rack row

as the intern who sat nearest the rack, i can confirm it is cold.

I do standup. I nod at dashboards. I update the wiki in my head.

The company does the AI.
I do morale.

04 — token economics

salary spreadsheet

PENGI writing three percent in his salary notebook beside a herring
TOKEN_ECONOMICS.xlsx · row 1 · fish

HE SAYS

  • holding $PENGI pays me in $PENG
  • my work is why the factory works
  • salary is fair

WHAT IT IS

  • $PENGI is a meme community token
  • 3% of every $PENGI trade goes to holders paid in NASDAQ:$PENG
  • PENGI never sells $PENGI
  • he writes the 3% down like a paycheck

05 — salary vlog

notes from the payroll desk

PENGI inspecting his new badge beside the badge printer

Day 1

3.14 SOL in. badge says PENGI. do not reboot.

PENGI checking his laptop with a herring beside him

Day 3

3% landed. thank you. still not selling. bought herring.

PENGI nodding at a blinking GPU rack light

Day 7

the rack blinked. i nodded. we are succeeding.

more pages as the intern films his life, income, and aisle work.

Ticker

$PENGI

Network

TBD

CA

coming soon

Holder cut

3%

Policy

NEVER SELL

Day-1 bag

3.14 SOL

06 — memes

from the intern's camera roll

nobody:

PENGI interviewing himself across an empty chair

me hiring myself at 9am

$PENGIpengi.fun

the rack when i say good morning

PENGI standing in the GPU rack aisle

$PENGIpengi.fun

me explaining reflections

PENGI writing 3% in his salary notebook

to my herring

$PENGIpengi.fun

day 1. badge says PENGI.

PENGI inspecting his new badge

career complete

$PENGIpengi.fun

3% landed

PENGI checking his 3% payment

i am basically management now

$PENGIpengi.fun

the rack blinked

PENGI nodding at a blinking rack light

i nodded. we are succeeding.

$PENGIpengi.fun

all memes made by the intern, during lunch, on company paper. download one, post it.

DISCLAIMER

$PENGI is a meme coin with no intrinsic value, no expectation of profit, and no official utility. It is a meme token. This website and token are NOT affiliated with, endorsed by, or related to Penguin Solutions, Inc., NASDAQ:PENG or any of their products, employees, or affiliates. Nothing here is financial advice. Do your own research. The intern is not a financial advisor. The intern is a penguin.